r3d:
dear cornell university:
i attended you for 10 semesters. that translates to you receiving a shit load of money from me for 5 consecutive years… so stop asking me to give you back some more! i’m still working my ass off to make up what my education was supposedly worth so get off my back, and when im making millions and i feel like ‘hey, i wouldn’t have my millions if it wasn’t for my dear old alma mater’ then i’ll make the decision to give back to cornell.
thanks.